Our Elf on the Shelf has been busy in years past…

This year our friend Ellie came in like a wrecking ball!

Before I go on, our elf only poses like this long enough for me to take a photo. She goes right back to the G-rated fun for which she was created. In fact she doesn’t get herself in cutesy predicaments because she’s so exhausted and sometimes forgets to move at all! That’s when our 13 year old son gives us a hand.

And now, more adventures of this little elf gone wild…

Cover your eyes! Ellie made a sex tape!

My coffee has been tasting rather shitty lately.

Do these pancakes taste funny?

Um…

Anyone hungry for dachshund adobo?

Those are NOT snowflakes!

Someone’s been dipping!

What the hell?! Not our wedding picture! Not the baby pictures!