My mother needed a fancy dress for a formal event with the Filipino community in Salinas so we went to David’s Bridal up in Roseville. While she shopped, I got a little distracted…

Well, my mom found a dress and full disclosure, I told our wonderful saleswoman that I was happily married and not looking for a wedding dress but could I possibly just try one on for fun?

I was totally prepared for a fat NO because these were beautiful gowns and what if they had a full fitting schedule?

Alas, they did not and OH MY GOD CAN YOU TELL HOW HAPPY I AM???

Then we headed across the street to the Galleria, a really nice but very far mall. I met some dudes who kill walkers.