* “I really am not that racist! She said she was going to bomb my house!”
* “Where’s it at?” (Ugh! A preposition at the end of a sentence! Seriously?)
* “Am I ever going to stop having crushes on people?”
* “Yeah, I have four holes in my new jeans. I put them there myself.”
* “I love that coffee shop! There’s one coffee that tastes like a Christmas cookie mocha!”
* “I love her accent. She can do Asian and Indian.”
* “What do I want for food?” Kid next to him gives him a bag of chips.
* “And then he gets mad for people making fun of him. He wears a snake head on top of his head!”
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I’ll leave you to Police this one, my grammatica is terrible (sigh) most of the time, but (a) I live in blissful ignorance and (b) If I see something I tend to say to myself… nah, Life’s too short and just ignore it LOL.
Being mildly dyslexic I’m just please to read and write at all.