The Lemon Alternative

As you know, my blog is hosted by WordPress. Whenever the app crashes on my computer, I am given the option to send a Crash Report. Usually I ignore the request and move on but… hmmm…

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Here are reports I’ve sent in the past week.

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Please describe what you were doing when the app crashed:

I was trying to update a post and it would not open. Weird. Thanks for listening. You rock and I hope you enjoy my blog “Navy Wife Chronicles”. Please Freshly Press it all you want. I do not mind. I wonder if someone will actually read this. Anyway, have a fab day.

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Please describe what you were doing when the app crashed:

Hello again. I was skimming through blogs on my reader and was trying to figure out how to “like” a post. I ended up subscribing, not subscribing, subscribing, etc. Then the app crashed.

I forgive you though. I always have.

However, there is one thing you can do to make it up to me and one thing alone. Why yes, the request can be summarized in two words: FRESHLY PRESSED.

Cordially yours,
Navy Wife Chronicles

P.S. You rock.

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Please describe what you were doing when the app crashed: Exception NSInvalidArgumentException — -[NSExternalRefCountedData hasPreviousComment]: unrecognized selector sent to instance 0xd6606f0

Dearest,

We have to stop meeting like this. People are beginning to suspect that something is wrong. All I was doing was scrolling through the dozens of posts I have written over the past year and then nothing. No warning. No apology. It was as if the entire literary world before me crashed.

There is one thing you can do. Two words. The same two words since we spoke last and it will be the same two words until the end: FRESHLY PRESSED.

Yours,
Navy Wife Chronicles

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Please describe what you were doing when the app crashed:

So we meet again. I thought we had agreed: never again. Thoughts are so fleeting when one arrives home late on a Saturday night after enjoying a fine evening with Devo and Blondie. One suspects nothing of clicking on “Referrers” for yesterday, only to crash.

What will become of us? Is this our future? Please think of me. Think of fondly when you click: FRESHLY PRESSED.

Cordially yours,
Navy Wife Chronicles

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