There will be no before and after photos today. Trust me. It’s bad.

As bad as three kids, two cats, two dogs, and a part-time-sub-full-time-lazy mom can make it.

It’s time to declutter and I can do this… without kids in the house. The baby-who-turns-5-in-July will be hanging out with Grandma today which inevitably means she will take her to McDonalds despite my gentle reminders for the baby that Mickey D’s is a sometimes food, not a tell-Grandma-every-time-you-see-her food.

But first thing’s first…